TOP 10

We're here to spice things up a little bit today. We took a week off of writing the blog to allow you all to catch up on some much needed school work (and so that we could relax during a slow week in athletics). But we're back, and with a vengeance. Today, Men's Soccer will be playing a game at 7 pm, and it will be the first opportunity (out of many) for you to compete against the Embry-Riddle's own food eating champ - R. Rodriguez. He's undefeated - but so far has only ben champ of the burrito. Tonight's eating competition will be his first venture in speed hot dog eating.

To commemorate the first opportunity to finish TASK 35 we've come up with a TOP 10 list of best eaters of all time. If your favorite isn't on the list, throw a little hot sauce on your computer; it'll all go down easier.

10. The Cookie Monster
The original blue man eats more cookies than Santa on Christmas Eve.


9. That owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial:
He houses that Tootsie Pop in only three licks, during the day. That's not easy for a nocturnal hunter.


8. Scooby Doo
You're telling me that this is the only time that Scooby ever got bloated on Scooby Snacks? And it was on the Kids WB? Get outta here.


7. Jabba The Hutt
Ugly and enormous, and that tongue; dear god that tongue.


6. Adam for Man Vs. Food
Maybe not the greatest in quickness, but this man travels and eats for a living. His encyclopedic knowledge about every type of food he eats only adds to his mystique. The first human on the list.


5. Koboyashi
Besides the owl, the smallest of the competitors, and by far the most ripped. But this guy has eaten more of Tokyo than Godzilla.


4. Pac-Man
You can choose either the Mr. or Mrs. Just don't push the ghosts too far.


3. Joey Chestnutt
The single best human eater of all time. The man eats more in a single sitting than most 3rd world countries get in a year.


2. Gorgon Heap
Check out the muppet eat everything under the sun here. The following video not as good, but represents Gorgon quite well.

A tribute about Gorgon Heap
Uploaded by patROO. - Watch more comedy videos and sitcoms.

1. Slimer
Wasn't sure about this one until I saw this clip. And yes, there was a Ghostbusters cartoon.